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fuckyesdeadpool:

Spiderman: Fuck, I’m only dating immortal women from now on

Deadpool:

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filthywarumono:
“ highspeedsamurai:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ When you have a green pinky. (photo by @colurer)
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@filthywarumono REAL tiny foods! =D
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SCREAMING
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filthywarumono:

highspeedsamurai:

tastefullyoffensive:

When you have a green pinky. (photo by @colurer)

@filthywarumono REAL tiny foods! =D

SCREAMING

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tastefullyoffensive:
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h0neycat:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ humans-of-pdx:
“ “This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“
“What are you going to make with it?”
“Well, this one I’m giving to my...

h0neycat:

jumpingjacktrash:

humans-of-pdx:

“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ 
“What are you going to make with it?”
“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”

always reblog cabbage lady

raise the happiness level of your entire dash

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!

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  • me, begging: please just get up and do the work its not that hard you'll feel better when you do it
  • my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy

shevathegun:

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22, 2016. 12:34 LOCAL TIME. DESPITE THE FACT THAT ARIZONA’S DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY HAS ALREADY BEEN CALLED IN FAVOR OF HILLARY CLINTON, RESIDENTS OF ARIZONA ARE STILL WAITING TO CAST THEIR VOTE. MANY HAVE BEEN WAITING IN LINE FOR UPWARDS OF 6 HOURS. AS IT BECOMES CLEAR THAT ARIZONA VOTERS HAVE BEEN MISLED, RE-REGISTERED WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT, LIED TO, DEFRAUDED, AND TURNED AWAY FROM POLING PLACES TOO CROWDED TO ACCOMMODATE THEM, MANY SOURCES ARE BEGINNING TO CITE VOTER SUPPRESSION AS THE TRUE REIGNING CHAMPION OF TONIGHT’S ELECTION.

SPREAD THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN OMFG

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Are you a native French canadian??????? ES-TU UN QUEBECOIS FRANCOPHONE??

straightwhiteboystexting:

straightwhiteboystexting:

sorry im using you guys for a linguistics project again!!! love me

Si tu parles français comme langue maternelle et viens du Quebec s’il te plaît complète ce formulaire!

MERCI

bonjour/hi

reblogging because i added a question and need to get more data for it! if you already filled out the survey please don’t do it again, unless you only answer the new question (about baskets and robinet) and leave everything else blank.

thank you merci!

Hein cte blog la viens du Québec?! Damn damn damn.

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straightwhiteboystexting:
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